I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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