I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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