It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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