dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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