Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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