Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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