Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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