i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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