morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
