I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize