My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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