it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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