but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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