Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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