is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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