i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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