BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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