Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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