So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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