Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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