I'm lost and stupid without you.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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