Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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