what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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