a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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