I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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