i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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