I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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