Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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