North Korea, Best Korea!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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