What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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