mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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she peed on how many people?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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