We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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