So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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