Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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