I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
