did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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