Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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