have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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