people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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