so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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