did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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