hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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