What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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