maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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