Nicole vs. Life
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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