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ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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