maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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