She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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