i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize