The maid of honor just puked.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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