oh good, I think they're gone
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad