Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.