I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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