3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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