I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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