I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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