we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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