And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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