Dual....:-)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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