3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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