Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
not ubering you a puppy
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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